Caught In The Pit: Idolator Readers Spark Hot Threads

Once again, Idolator presents its comment section’s greatest hits of the last few days. Make your way into our commenting pit, where you too can get famous–well, on the Internet, anyway.

1) Revealed: Why ‘Rolling Stone’ Blog Held In Its Crummy Fergie Jokes: “Are you sure there hasn’t been some sort of typo and Fergie is actually on the cover of their ‘Hot Mess’ issue? That, I could understand.”–Nicolars

2) Every Breath You Take (In The Afterlife), They’ll Be Watching You: “I’m more horrified at the ‘Dirty Dancing’ entry. ‘I’ve Had the Time of My Life’–at a funeral? Well, of course you have. You’re dead now. The time of your life was had; you don’t have a choice about it. How unimaginative. Plus, sax rock is a horrible thing to do to someone who can’t fight back.”–FraiseFraise

3) Zach Braff’s “Paste” Magazine Cover: You May Not Want To See This So Early In The Morning: “man, i’ve been trying to explain my feelings re: Braff to most everyone i know. i try to do it without sounding like a total hater or a bitch, but even so, all i get are confused expressions. when i first read your Braff-lash post, i felt less bitchy…and a little less alone.”–h. ross piroshky

4) The Cover-Song Showcase Showdown: Tackling The Mighty T. Rex: “Dissing a Replacements record for being poorly mixed is kinda like complaining that your steak isn’t high-fiber: technically true, but utterly missing the point.”–Jack Fear