What A Good Sport: Khia Gives It Up For The Nets

khia.jpgWith the MLB playoffs starting this week, we’re thinking about team-spirited songs like the AOR-riffic “Let’s Go Mets,” which was written in honor of the world champion ’86 team. There have been more: your “Super Bowl Shuffle,” your “Blinded By the Giants,” your Pearl Jam covers by Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo.

But there’s one that’s on a totally different plane: Khia’s 2002 New Jersey Nets-hailing revision of her absolutely filthy song “My Neck, My Back.” The sporty version is below; if anyone can come up with a more egregious retrofitting of a song for the purposes of propping up a team’s ego, please let us know in the comments. For us, though, turning Khia’s ode to feasting on her nether regions into anti-Shaq propaganda is hard to top.

Khia – The Nets Are Back [MP3, link expired]

  • superfan99

    Look, she could sing (rap? speak?) about the 1982 Olympic hockey team for all I care, there’s no way I can listen to that beat without thinking about her neck or back.

  • the rich girls are weeping

    If I wasn’t listening to it as I type this, I wouldn’t believe this news item was for real. Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

  • rad_matter

    The Nets should’ve hired Young Gunz to do the Nets theme this year like they did last year (I think). I’d cancel my season tickets over this monstrosity.

  • BizTake

    one of the greatest songs written by a human being. seriously. i play this song (my neck, my back) at any party and there is not one single lesbian in a ten mile radius who isn’t grinding another human being in one way, shape, form or another.chuch!

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