With the MLB playoffs starting this week, we’re thinking about team-spirited songs like the AOR-riffic “Let’s Go Mets,” which was written in honor of the world champion ’86 team. There have been more: your “Super Bowl Shuffle,” your “Blinded By the Giants,” your Pearl Jam covers by Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo.
But there’s one that’s on a totally different plane: Khia’s 2002 New Jersey Nets-hailing revision of her absolutely filthy song “My Neck, My Back.” The sporty version is below; if anyone can come up with a more egregious retrofitting of a song for the purposes of propping up a team’s ego, please let us know in the comments. For us, though, turning Khia’s ode to feasting on her nether regions into anti-Shaq propaganda is hard to top.
Khia – The Nets Are Back [MP3, link expired]