‘Blair Witch Project’ + ‘Cribs’ = More People Hating On Americans
A lesson: How not to spend, and document, your summer vacation abroad.
1. Break into Paul McCartney’s estate, cameraphone at the ready.
2. Take shaky video footage of your trespassing, all the while freaking out that you’re going to get caught.
3. Post said footage to YouTube; coo about petting Macca’s cat.
4. Wait a few months for post to be found by press.
5. Watch as comment section turns into a haven for zingers from UK Beatles fans like “USA kills babies.”