Dentists Employ Black Eyed Peas To Indoctrinate Children

noah | October 13, 2006 2:03 am
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Oh, technology. What will you think of next?

Rock your teeth clean – and encourage better brushing habits! – with this electronic toothbrush that lets you hear one of your favorite songs while you brush! Sound vibrations stream from the bristles through your teeth – so you can actually hear music inside your head! To increase the volume, simply increase your brushing pressure! The better you brush, the better the sound! If you brush well, you’ll actually hear two full minutes of “Let’s Get It Started” by the Black Eyed Peas!

Yes, that’s right: The Black Eyed Peas can now be beamed directly into the brains of unwitting children who just want to please their parents. It’s times like these that make us wonder if people haven’t gone too far in their ruthless quest for a cavity-free smile.

UPDATE: It’s just been brought to our attention that an Australian woman had lightning shoot out of her ass while she was brushing her teeth. We can only guess that this is one of the many unwanted side-effects of listening to Fergie in the bathroom.

Tooth Tunes Children’s Musical Toothbrush [hasbro.com]