Wall street guys (three of five are married, ages 27-42, and all good lookin’!) in band, Hammer of Thor, are looking for attractive female to dance on stage with us at Southpaw (in Park Slope)… We play a mix of originals and covers, mostly sleazey shit rock from the 70′s and 80′s (Kiss, Danzing, Cult, Whitesnake, Judas Priest, Nugent, etc.). We have smoke machines and lasers.
We’d like you to look like a music video model from the eighties (tawny kittaen?) Bangs, teased haird, spandex, leather bra ala motley crue dancers, captains hat made of leather with chain across, all encouraged. If you are in business school this would be a great opporunity to network; this is no joke. Hedge fund, PE, I Banking and institutional sales and trading strongly represented in band and audience
That’s right, ladies: If you’re looking to further your business career, all you have to do is wriggle on stage with a bunch of shitheads who’ve been harboring Tawny Kitaen masturbation fantasies since the fifth grade–and yet still can’t spell her name right.
Wanted: Female Model for Rock Band Live Show [Craigslist]