Courtney Love’s Memoirs: We’re Pretty Sure She Didn’t Use A Ghostwriter

Oct 18th, 2006 // 8 Comments

lovebook.jpgWe just spent the last half-hour or so thumbing through Courtney Love’s upcoming scrapbook-style memoir, Dirty Blonde, and it’s just about as nutty as you’d imagine, with lots of messily scrawled “confessionals,” don’t-I-look-hot pictorials, and an email exchange with Lindsay Lohan (OMIGOD so BFF!). Anyway, we realize we have an unfair advantage here, but can you pick which one of the following zonked-out diatribes does not appear in the book?

UPDATE: As many of you guessed, No. 2 was the fake. Courtney would never forget what she did with the ketamine.

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  1. Kevin7

    Are you telling me I’ve been looking at Courtney Love’s ass for the past 15 seconds? Please confirm that it ain’t her in that photo; or else my lunch will come back up.

  2. SlimShadenfruede

    I’m already puking.

  3. Chris Molanphy

    Francis Bean must be like Bart Simpson at this point…

    “[Sigh] – time to repress another memory. I…am…at…Disneyland…DISNEYLAND!

  4. millwhistle

    Well, that, or she’s writing her own memoir. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s on shelves by 2010.

  5. Kattullus

    Courtney Love can’t possibly be as fucked up as she acts in public. My reason for thinking that is this: Frances Bean seems like a very nice, well-adjusted girl.

    If her mother lived up to the image, there’s no way that Frances could be this well turned out.

  6. FionaScrapple

    She killed him!

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