Thanks to his girlfriend’s disastrous new record, hyphenate midget Jermaine Dupri has lost his job as the urban-music head at Virgin Records. We’re not sure where the guy goes from here–aside from a second-tier table at Nobu–but we have some suggestions for his next career move:
-Overseeing the inevitable Jagged Edge’s comeback album, Where The Party At? No, Really-We Didn’t Get An Invite
-Renaming So-So Def as Just So-So
-Emancipating someone other than Mimi
Any other ideas?
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