What Wacky Predicament Will Jermaine Dupri Find Himself In Next?

Oct 23rd, 2006 // 6 Comments

Thanks to his girlfriend’s disastrous new record, hyphenate midget Jermaine Dupri has lost his job as the urban-music head at Virgin Records. We’re not sure where the guy goes from here–aside from a second-tier table at Nobu–but we have some suggestions for his next career move:

-Overseeing the inevitable Jagged Edge’s comeback album, Where The Party At? No, Really-We Didn’t Get An Invite
-Renaming So-So Def as Just So-So
-Emancipating someone other than Mimi

Any other ideas?

Janet Jackson: No Control Over CD Chaos [FoxNews]

  1. gorillavsmarykate

    I thought this was another Gnarls Barkley photoshoot at first…

  2. allboutit


    Maybe if Dupri actually showed up for work more than one day a month he might still have the gig.

  3. Nicolars

    I would have loved to see what Jam and Lewis could have done with this album if they’d been allowed.

  4. Jeff Weiss

    Its only a matter of time before he does a Kriss Kross reunion. Only a matter of time.

  5. mickeyprecious

    He needs to get his choreography right, so he’ll no longer trod upon the Stonehenge monument.

  6. sarahblooms

    This breaks my heart – not Dupri, but Janet.

    I know the last two albums suck, but The Velvet Rope is still the all-time sexiest, best-for-sexin’ album ever to be created.

    I blame football for a lot of things (like the demise of most of my relationships and the utter ruination of Sunday primtetime), but this takes the cake. Was all her talent in that one little exposed nipple or something?

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