What Wacky Predicament Will Jermaine Dupri Find Himself In Next?

Brian Raftery | October 23, 2006 6:05 am

Thanks to his girlfriend’s disastrous new record, hyphenate midget Jermaine Dupri has lost his job as the urban-music head at Virgin Records. We’re not sure where the guy goes from here–aside from a second-tier table at Nobu–but we have some suggestions for his next career move:

-Overseeing the inevitable Jagged Edge’s comeback album, Where The Party At? No, Really-We Didn’t Get An Invite -Renaming So-So Def as Just So-So -Emancipating someone other than Mimi

Any other ideas?

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