Enter The 36 Chambers Of Love: Wu Member Dispenses Romantic Advice

noah | October 30, 2006 4:46 am
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U-God, of the Wu-Tang Clan, gave his MySpace friends a gift today: A list of 14 things anyone in a relationship needs to know in order to keep their lover happy, from not ruining the laundry to avoiding psychobabble during relationship chats. And he must be doing something right: just look at all of the exhibitionistic ladies sprinkled among his top friends.

U-God’s list, in all its all-caps, merch-hawking glory, after the jump.

1.HOW TO COOK YOUR LOVERS FAVORITE MEAL .

2.HOW TO BE AFFECTIONATE WHILE BEING SEXUAL .

3.HOW TO SHARE YOUR FELLING WITH OUT DUMPING THEM ON YOUR PARTNER.

4.HOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY WITH OUT DESTROYING YOUR PARTNERS CLOTHING .

5.HOW TO BE SUPPORTIVE WITH OUT CONTROLLING .

6.HOW TO LISTEN ACTIVELY INSTEAD OF PASSIVELY .

7.HOW TO GROW TOGETHER INSTEAD OF APART ,

8.HOW TO BE INDEPENDENT WITH OUT BEING DISTANT

9.HOW TO BE DEPENDENT WITHOUT BEING CO DEPENDENT

10.HOW TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELING WITHOUT USING (PSYHCHO-BABBLE)

11.HOW TO MAKE LOVE IN THAT SPECIAL WAY THAT YOUR PARTNER LOVES SO VERY MUCH.

12.HOW TO GIVE A REALLY SKILLFULL Massage .

13.HOW TO KEEP YOUR RELATIONSHIP YOUR NUMBER 1 PRIORITY AMIDS LIFES MANY DEMANDS .

14.HOW TO CHOOSE GIFTS THAT YOUR PARTNER WILL LOVE

P.S THIS FOR ALL THE COUPLES OUT THERE IF YOUR NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU MIGHT NOT UNDRSTAND (THIS IS GROWN FOLK SHITE )OR PEOPLE WITH SOME TYPE OF SENSE TO MAKE THERE LOVER HAPPY UGZILLA COP THOSE WU HOODIES FOR THE WINTER I GOTTEM $$$$

U-God [MySpace]