Enter The 36 Chambers Of Love: Wu Member Dispenses Romantic Advice
U-God, of the Wu-Tang Clan, gave his MySpace friends a gift today: A list of 14 things anyone in a relationship needs to know in order to keep their lover happy, from not ruining the laundry to avoiding psychobabble during relationship chats. And he must be doing something right: just look at all of the exhibitionistic ladies sprinkled among his top friends.
U-God’s list, in all its all-caps, merch-hawking glory, after the jump.
1.HOW TO COOK YOUR LOVERS FAVORITE MEAL .
2.HOW TO BE AFFECTIONATE WHILE BEING SEXUAL .
3.HOW TO SHARE YOUR FELLING WITH OUT DUMPING THEM ON YOUR PARTNER.
4.HOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY WITH OUT DESTROYING YOUR PARTNERS CLOTHING .
5.HOW TO BE SUPPORTIVE WITH OUT CONTROLLING .
6.HOW TO LISTEN ACTIVELY INSTEAD OF PASSIVELY .
7.HOW TO GROW TOGETHER INSTEAD OF APART ,
8.HOW TO BE INDEPENDENT WITH OUT BEING DISTANT
9.HOW TO BE DEPENDENT WITHOUT BEING CO DEPENDENT
10.HOW TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELING WITHOUT USING (PSYHCHO-BABBLE)
11.HOW TO MAKE LOVE IN THAT SPECIAL WAY THAT YOUR PARTNER LOVES SO VERY MUCH.
12.HOW TO GIVE A REALLY SKILLFULL Massage .
13.HOW TO KEEP YOUR RELATIONSHIP YOUR NUMBER 1 PRIORITY AMIDS LIFES MANY DEMANDS .
14.HOW TO CHOOSE GIFTS THAT YOUR PARTNER WILL LOVE
P.S THIS FOR ALL THE COUPLES OUT THERE IF YOUR NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU MIGHT NOT UNDRSTAND (THIS IS GROWN FOLK SHITE )OR PEOPLE WITH SOME TYPE OF SENSE TO MAKE THERE LOVER HAPPY UGZILLA COP THOSE WU HOODIES FOR THE WINTER I GOTTEM $$$$
U-God [MySpace]