It’s Halloween, and who better to help us celebrate than Glenn Danzig, the former lead singer of the Misifts? Glenn’s been commenting all day from his hideout in Latvia, and since so many of you had questions for him, we thought we’d let him answer. After the click-through, GD’s words of wisdom–and please enjoy, because it took him like four hours to write these:
QUESTION: During the recording of the new record, were any animals sacrificed for mood?
GLENN’S ANSWER: i love animals, so this is a stupid question. i have two dachsunds (ozzy and aussie), a cat named mr. pib the cat, and a bear cub named linus. i have to keep the bear cub in jersey, because that’s where it’s legal, but i see it three times a year and make sure it gets to eat baby gazelles (just kidding!!).
QUESTION: Danzig, could you beat up Henry Rollins? This is a serious question that my friends and I can’t figure out.
GLENN’S ANSWER: i like rollins just fine, but we’ve had a beef for the past few years over money. hes talked about it in the press, so i guess it’s fair game to bring it up here, but basically, he and i were supposed to do a song for that judgement night soundtrack where we would team up with bone thugs n’ harmony. rollins didn’t want to do it, but i kind of strong-armed him because i was i was buddy-buddy with estevez (emilio) and i owed him a solid. anyway, me and rollins had to share a hotel room the first night because L.A. was in the middle of the riots, and all the media was in town. we had dinner at that ground round on la brea, and rollins was trying to impress this waitress, so he started doing some stupid mosh-jokey dance, and he wound up breaking the sneeze guard (not that those fatties at ground round actually eat salad). anyway, the bill was all mine, and he never paid me back. and yes, i could beat him up, but i want my money first!!! haa.
QUESTION: He can spell “troglodyte” but not “weiner”?
GLENN’S ANSWER: your a puny asshole. ps that’s not a question but a statement with a question mark at the end, jackass.