Liner Notes: Someone Out There Still Knows Who Vanessa Carlton Is

noah | November 2, 2006 1:29 am

– Hip-hop impresario Irv Gotti signs ivory-tinkling warbler Vanessa Carlton after recognizing her as “the girl from White Chicks.” Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves. [MTV] – Two file-sharing teenagers who let their mom take the rap for their “Mmmbop”-swapping fess up, get sued. Talk about ungrateful. [AP via Newsday] – Peeved Rolling Stones fans are suing the band and Ticketmaster for $51 million as a result of canceled shows. That adds up to almost all the service fees we’ve paid in our lifetime. [E! Online]