The Jenna Jameson Electric Guitar: Insert Your Bad “Hot Licks” Pun Here

Nov 9th, 2006 // 8 Comments

Well, the makers of this guitar featuring porn star Jenna Jameson certainly didn’t go the obvious route with the body’s flying-v design, choosing instead to emphasize Jameson’s above-the-neck assets. Perhaps if they had, the guitar wouldn’t be selling at a $360 markdown, like it is now.

Jackson Jenna Jameson King V Limited Edition Solid Body Electric Guitar []

  1. JDTZR

    Wow, maybe the guys from Rough Cutt or Autograph can endorse this gnarly axe?

  2. PengIn

    Without a doubt, this is the guitar of choice for investment bankers who like sleeze rock and Tawny Kitaen-ish dancers/interns.

  3. noamjamski

    The 24 frets are nice, as are the Seymour Duncan pickups instead of factory bullshit but there is nothing Metal about a fixed bridge!

    This is a guitar you buy with your prize money after winning a regional battle of the bands sponsored by Jagermeister and Guitar One.

  4. lucasg

    yeah, but if it had a floyd rose, it would cover up her mouth. sacrifices must be made if you want a guitar with a porn superstar on it, i guess.

  5. noamjamski

    Actually if the whammy bar swung right by her tongue that would make it the ULTIMATE porn superstar axe. That would instantly upgrade it from what you spend your regional battle of the bands winner prize money on, to the guitar you buy after being hired as the newest replacement guitarist in WASP on this year’s Rock Never Stops tour, hitting a sports bar near you!

  6. Bob Loblaw

    All of that rawk is dripping off the strings and straight down her throat.

  7. SirLoin

    YESSSS!!! Jenna likes her rock HARD.

  8. AcidReign

    …..And Jenna’s best parts aren’t pictured. Sigh. Ever tried to sit down in a chair and work out a part with a flying V?

    …..Looks cool, but who can actually play one? If I want the Gibson sound, I’ll pony up for a Les Paul standard. And maybe some growth hormone so I can fit my hand around the oversized neck. While I’m at it, what’s with these new flat-fingerboard Fenders? It’s getting damned hard these days to walk into a guitar store and yank an axe off the wall that will play “Eruption” correctly!

    …..The tuner stuff was funny. If you can’t go to a piano, pound an E below middle C, and get your guitar in tune, don’t quit your day job.

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