Kevin Federline: Just One More Item, And We Can All Move On
In what will probably be Kevin Federline’s best piece of press all week–and, we swear, our last mention of this ferret-eyed nincompoop forever–The Smoking Gun has published his tour rider. And we’re pretty sure who helped him write it up:
One (1) bottle of Jack Daniels One (1) bottle of Grey Goose vodka Beer?? Two (2) Packs of Marlboro cigarettes (1 red/1 light) One (1) Bag Of Doritos (Regular or Cool Ranch flavors)
Note that he doesn’t include any over-the-top jimmy-hat requests, proving once and for all that he’s not a real rapper.
Anyway, this list takes us back to the old days, when Kevin and Britney were still together, and he would sit in the grotto and call out: “Hey girl, is ‘beer’ spelled with one question mark, or two?”
Backstage With Kevin Federline [The Smoking Gun]