Guns N’ Roses Now Officially A Karaoke Act

Nov 10th, 2006 // 10 Comments

From the front page of their official site. The worst part? He was reading the whistle solo from “Patience.”


  1. PengIn

    I would assume that the teleprompter includes stage directions such as “prance about in the fashion of a wuss who’s trying to look like a badass” and “extend middle finger to crowd”.

  2. BawstonSean

    He’s pissed because Great White has made more of an impact on the 21st century than he has.

    From ye ole AP:
    “Inspectors from the state fire marshal’s office gave the band the no-drinking order when they came to look over the pyrotechnics planned for Monday’s scheduled concert at the Cumberland County Civic Center, said Stephen McCausland, spokesman for the Maine Public Safety Department.

    McCausland said the band had wanted to drink beer, wine and Jagermeister while performing. A couple of hours after being told that would violate state law, Guns N’ Roses canceled its concert, he said.”

  3. drjimmy11

    oh. teleprompter. I didn’t even see it. Axl has used one since GnR’s heyday.

  4. Ozzy

    The Boss uses one too.

  5. Ted Striker

    I’m just disappointed at the lack of kilt action.

  6. xtianrut

    Doesn’t that picture sort of sum up the whole Axl & his fans relationship perfectly?

  7. PengIn

    Pretty much, but they should also be throwing cash at him to really clinch it.

  8. Paul D

    Axl’s been using a teleprompter for years. Lame then, lame now. But not really news.

  9. SirLoin

    He’s definitely got the fresh threads though. The washed jeans, leather motorcycle jacket, and the sick shoes. So, from the neck down, all is well. About the goatee and wigger braids…

  10. Wasp vs Stryper

    Sigh. Lets all be nice now. It must be hard for him to read the teleprompter, with his eyes being mere slits from his countless bad facelifts, botox injections, eyebrown raises and hair transplants.

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