Kanye West Suddenly Cares About Track People

Nov 20th, 2006 // 7 Comments

kanye.jpgRapper Kanye West is taking a break from his busy schedule of melting down at awards shows to sponsor a car in the BMW World Finals next week in Valencia, Spain. Alas, his car is lacking in a typically flashy, West-appropriate name. Any suggestions?

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Kanye West Foundation press release

  1. mickeyprecious

    “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Slow People”

    “I Trim my Goatee with a Wee Little Razor”

    “Faster than my Acid-Peel Pedicure at Bliss Spa”

  2. Davey G.

    If only the car was supercharged, I’d bust out with “Kurtis Blown”…but sadly, it’s not. Besides, I’m thinking that Rakim in his Saab could take Kanye.

  3. maximusfilms

    “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Slow People”

    This should be his slogan

  4. Grib

    “Kanye H. Christ Racing – Haters Can Go To Hell”

  5. IppoJ

    “I should be able to win without even racing, I spent a lot of money and time on this car.”

    “Bitchmobile” works too.

  6. IppoJ

    “I should be able to win without even having to race, I spent a lot of money and effort on this car.”


    “Bitchmobile” works too.

  7. twofivefour

    “If I Don’t Win, This Race Loses Integrity”

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