Is R. Kelly Heading Back Into The “Closet”?

Dec 4th, 2006 // 6 Comments

trapped.jpgIt seems like it’s been ages since the last chapter of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet saga–and that wait’s probably been exacerbated by the end of chapter 12, where one friend confessed to another, “That ho was me!” So we got pretty excited when we happened upon this casting call for what may be the next chapter (or five, depending on how Kells’ creativity has been flowing lately):

Myrna
60-80, African American women.

Odell
60-80, African American male.

Joey
30-60, Caucasian male, mafia look.

Choir
20 or more choir memebers.

Sure, it’s just a taste, but now our minds are reeling. How are these folks–particularly the guy with the “mafia look”–going to fit into the next chapters of Trapped? We smell another guns-drawn showdown–one that, we hope, involves the choir turning into a mini-militia.

Trapped in the Closet [searchfortalent.com]

  1. Jeanne Wolf's Hollywood

    Trapped in the Closet is R Kelly’s best movie since he wee-wee’d on that kid.

  2. Jeanne Wolf's Hollywood

    Trapped in the Closet is R Kelly’s best movie since he wee-wee’d on that kid.

  3. Chris Molanphy

    I hope Kells plans to record more of his priceless “Trapped” DVD commentaries, in which he appears to believe any modest change in the plot qualifies as a “cliffhanger.”

    If you haven’t heard “Weird” Al’s masterpiece “Trapped in the Drive-Thru” you really owe it to yourself. Far as I’m concerned, Al answered any of my remaining lingering questions.

  4. Miss Tanya

    I oreferred the Silverman/Kimmel cover myself…

  5. Mokie

    After seeing the success of the last DVD, I’m guessing they’ll now have *real* smoke with his cigar (during the commentary). The randomly appearing smoke was the true cliffhanger of the last release.

  6. cerulgalactus

    I just hope there are more midget pimps.

    I loved that little guy.

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