Complex Editor No. 1: So, we got Lil’ Wayne booked for December.
Complex Editor No. 2: Awesome! Let’s make sure we crop him so he doesn’t look too short–you know, more “Wayne,” less “lil’.'”
Complex Editor No. 1: Yeah, but I feel like we need some counter-programming. Who’s someone that people recognize from television and magazines, yet feel neutral about? Someone whose music is negligible, but who nonetheless telegraphs “edgy and cool” to people who only buy three records a year? Who is the white Black Eyed Peas?
Complex Editor No. 2: I got an idea…
[via Nah Right]