Perez Hilton’s Music-Blogging Career Hotter Than Ever

Brian Raftery | December 7, 2006 9:49 am
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When professional blogger (and full-time turdsmith) Perez Hilton isn’t busy violating photo-copyright laws, he’s writing breathlessly exclamatory reviews of his favorite bands. Can you guess which quote actually belongs to Perez, and which is a fake? And can you still have children after reading this toxic crap?

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