Outro: A Week That Saw Us Attempt High Kicks While Wearing Spandex Onesies
– Sure, it’s not even a done deal, but we already have the Van Halen reunion all planned out. – Get your parkas ready: Axl Rose announced that hell will freeze over in March. – Profane, ad hominem-filled official statements: They’re our reason for existing, really. – Say it with us: Sell. Out. – Razorlight: Why? – Set your TiVos: The oncoming trainwreck that is the Rolling Stone reality show is totally going to have people disrespecting each others’ business. – The only way to protect your digital music collection from disaster (from, say, hell freezing over) is to back it up. – Hey, did you hear the hot rumor about people who were looking forward to iTunes’ collapse? – Don’t be surprised if your local used-CD shop’s stock dries up soon. – And on that note, don’t you think people on the Internet feel a little overentitled to free stuff? – Finally, don’t forget: Jackin’ Pop polling closes Monday at 3 p.m. ET, which means you still have time to embrace the greatneess of JC Chasez’s “Until Yesterday.”
