Former 3rd Bass member and “Gas Face” dispenser MC Serch–last seen duking it out with other professional honkies on his MySpace page–has a new gig: He’s hosting VH1′s upcoming Ego Trip’s The White Rapper Show, which we will never, ever watch–mostly because we just don’t care, but also because it looks as though it’s going to be nothing but ceaseless Robert Van Winkle and Snow jokes. From Radar:
When you were coming up, how ghetto were you? Have you ever been in trouble with the 5-0?
You know what? I have actually had some run-ins with the PO-9. Yes. I actually had a run-in with the PO-9 on Monday.
What did you do?
I got into a little bit of a car chase with some dudes.
Was it Vanilla Ice?
Nah, but it was probably his manager.
So is the feud still alive?
The feud is still ongoing.
Who’s winning so far?
I think I got him by three or four years of credibility.
True, but Serch is forgetting the three years of that are subtracted from his cred card for answering questions like “How ghetto were you?” and “Is it okay if I call you a wigger?” without sounding even slightly demoralized by the whole thing.
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