Hey, remember that Wham! reunion that we got all excited about a few months ago? Well, guess what–it didn’t happen. Yes, that’s right, Andrew Ridgeley did not join George Michael on stage at Wembley Arena last week (we only found out about this today, after idly wondering why none of you had sent us YouTube clips of the long-rumored “Freedom”/”Freedom 90″ medley). The official line is that Ridgeley was “too nervous,” but we’re thinking there’s a cover-up afoot.