We Welcome Our New Timberlakian Overlord

Jan 10th, 2007 // 11 Comments

Only he can save us from a world where people still reflexively vote for Eminem any time he’s in a “best hip-hop” category.

‘Pirates,’ Depp lead People’s Choice Award winners [AP via International Herald Tribune]
[Photo: Getty Images]

  1. Dan Gibson

    Not that this comment has anything to do with music, but the fact that Robin Williams won the “funny male star” award makes me realize the terrorists have already won.

  2. Brian Raftery

    Is it just me, or does that set look like Ming’s throne room from Flash Gordon?

  3. TheSkinny

    If Justin is our savior, show me the way to the gates of hell.

  4. rad_matter

    I bow down to thee, O great Master of Hell Justin Timberlake!

  5. Chris Molanphy

    “Ladies and gentlemen…er, we’ve just lost the picture, but…what we’ve seen speaks for itself: Our airwaves have been taken over – ‘conquered,’ if you will – by a master race of giant Timberlakes.

    “It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will entrap the captive Earth men with precision dance moves, or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the Timberlakes will soon be here.

    “And I, for one, welcome our new falsetto-singing overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sample caves.”

  6. beta.rogan

    I’ve never noticed before, but his eyebrows are quite Ricardo Montalban-esque.

    Tiiiimmmmberlaaaaaaaaaaaake!

  7. TheSkinny

    In a perfect world, Cee-Lo would use his giant man-boobs to crush Justin’s head, thus becoming the Master of Man.

  8. Brian Raftery

    I can’t believe the number of new-alien-overlord jokes we’ve had on the site in just two days. I guess they’re kinda funny for the moment, but who will be laughing when our great-grandchildren are sent to work for an alien panda on Quizon 5? Just trying to be a voice of reason here.

  9. Weebot

    The People’s Choice Award has a knack for making me lose my faith in democracy.

  10. The Mozfather

    It doesn’t make me lose faith. The people who vote for People’s Choice Awards are probably not voting in federal elections, and vice versa. It’s like a pretend ballot they can play with while the rest of us actually make the decisions.

  11. Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man

    Also, Black Snake Moan is going to own theatres in a few months.

    JT is everywhere.

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