Blind Item: We Mayer May Not Know Who The “Post” Is Talking About

Jan 22nd, 2007 // 15 Comments

From yesterday’s New York Post:

WHICH shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend has the nightclub circuit buzzing that he’s been taking guys home with him late at night?

Come on. You’d have to be a simp, son, not to get this one! Ennnh? ENNNNH?

Just Asking [NY Post]

  1. beta.rogan

    I would have said one of the Madden brothers, but I have no idea who is dating who at this point. And they’re less shaggy haired rockers, more tattooed fools with money from “rocking.”

  2. Halfwit

    I say, “Good for him (whoever he may be, wink wink).” We haven’t had a good bi rocker since Bowie. LL Cool J doesn’t count…

  3. Nicolars

    To be fair, I think Jessica Simpson would turn most men gay.

  4. futurewomen

    “To be fair, I think Jessica Simpson would turn most men gay.”

    heh heh heh

  5. d

    Not for nothing, but I think Idolator needs a regular blind item feature. Did I just reveal myself to be a reader of US magazine? Yes. I think I did.

  6. Butch Huskey

    did Jared Leto pay you to try and confuse us?

  7. The Mozfather

    John Mayer hasn’t been dating Jessica for months. And Hilary Duff isn’t dating Joel Madden anymore, either. Youse guys aren’t reading PerezHilton, obvs.

  8. Brian Raftery

    I’m ashamed to admit that I know this, but they’re back on.

  9. The Mozfather

    I stand humbled by your celeb-gawking prowess.

  10. Hacky McHackerstein

    He’s been rumored to be gay for a long time, so say my friends from Atlanta.

  11. King of Pants

    Is this something where, upon working for Gawker Media, one has to know what Jessica/Paris/Britney/Linsday/Ashlee/etc. are up to at all times? Does Denton get you all Ludovico on ya?

  12. Brian Raftery

    Nah. It’s just that the combination of news-item desperation and a constantly updating RSS feeder yields a lot of meaningless BS “news.”

  13. King of Pants

    Shh, that’s a trade secret. Also, I love my grammar in that last comment. THANK YOU INTARWEB

  14. MJ

    In truly dumb blonde fashion, Jessica will be the last to know.

  15. The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]

    If John Mayer does turn out to be gay, I think I would actually enjoy him. Er, if that makes sense.

    And then I would listen to “Your Body Is A Wonderland” and suddenly it would all make sense.

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