Religious Website “Outs” Pretty Much Every Musical Act In The World

Jan 23rd, 2007 // 57 Comments

metallicascream.jpgOh, Lordy. We’ve just been alerted to the presence of Love God’s Way, a Christian website that seeks to catalog every “gay band” they can find. And what a random, ill-informed, potentially libelous list they have! After the click-through, a musical line-up that’s even better than Coachalla.

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children’s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores

* Scissor Sisters

* Rufus Wainwright

* Merzbau

* Ravi Shankar

* Wilco

* Bjork

* Tech N9ne

* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn

* Morton Subotnik

* Cole Porter

* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree

* The Faint

* Interpol

* Tegan and Sara

* Erasure

* Le Tigre

* The Gossip

* The Doors

* Phish

* Queen

* The Strokes

* Sufjan Stevens

* Morrissey

* The Pet Shop Boys

* Metallica

* Judas Priest

* The Village People

* The Secret Handshake

* The Rolling Stones

* David Bowie

* Frankie Goes to Hollywood

* Man or Astroman

* Richard Cheese

* Jay-Z

* Depeche Mode

* Kansas

* Ani DiFranco

* Fischerspooner

* John Mayer

* The Indigo Girls

* Velvet Underground

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we’d appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [redacted].

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can’t keep up. Hopefully soon we’ll have it so you can add them by yourself.

Whaa? Ghostface? Jay-Z? Man Or Astroman? (They must have overheard the name of that last one wrong). And we’re not even going to try to stop our heads from spinning from that Sufjan reference. But it’s not all bad! The site also lists some “safe bands”:

We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God’s Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.

Safe Music:

* UnderOath

* Falling Up

* Flyleaf


* Disciple

* P.O.D

* By The Tree

* Scott Reed

* Michael W. Smith

* Jars of Clay

* DC Talk

Come on now, people: Flyleaf isn’t safe for anyone.

List of Gay Bands [Love God's Way]

  1. BlimpyMcFlah

    Judas Priest ain’t gay, and I’ll bum anyone that says they are.

  2. cerulgalactus

    What about Rascall Flatts? The Oak Ridge Boys? Toby Keith? The San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir?

    This reminds me of back in the day, when I was in high school. A Christian group heavily fliered my school about a presentation they were giving about rock acts who would lead your children down a path to Satan and drugs and promiscuous sex. Among the list were such rabble rousers as ABC, Harry Connick Jnr, Billy Ray Cyrus, REM, Kylie Minogue and Vanilla Ice.

    Oh how we laughed.

  3. din

    actually, listening to abc really will make you gay.

  4. worldsfair

    Ghostface must be pissed!

  5. Chris Molanphy

    No Bob Mould, either, weirdly…

  6. JedTheMime

    Gotta be a hoax. No one that ignorant could possibly spell Sufjan correctly.

  7. MookieFL

    I particularly enjoyed the Dresden Dolls’ inclusion on the “Safe Bands” page.

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