Editor 1: So for this music issue, we need someone who’s not a porn star, per se, but who’s highly reminiscent of a porn star.
Editor 2: Right.
Editor 1: Somebody who’s done so many racy photo shoots, readers might be led to believe that she actually posed nude for us.
Editor 2: I’ve got the perfect person! She’s a big star, she dresses like one of Rick James’ back-up dancers, and she loves self-promotion!
Editor 1: Great! Just make sure you work in a Kasabian reference on the cover…those guys are newsstand magic!
Mariah Carey on the Cover of Playboy [Rap-up.com]