Robyn’s “Konichiwa Bitches” Video: In A Perfect World, She’d Be Hosting A Kids’ Show

Feb 13th, 2007 // 6 Comments

After watching the Technicolor clip for Robyn‘s cheeky “Konichiwa Bitches,” we’d like to propose a rule for all video auteurs going forward: If you’re going to go down the oh-so-serious route of having credits roll before your song kicks in, you must spend at least one verse of the clip either a) dressed up as a piece of candy or b) wielding a four-foot cardboard mallet against someone’s feet. Preferably both.

Robyn Konichiwa Bitches [YouTube, via DontStopThePop!]
Robyn [MySpace]

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  1. zaky

    It’s like ‘Fergalicious’ meets Pee-Wee Herman.

  2. joshservo

    You know what? I’m just going to admit it. I honestly see little to no difference between the crummy dance-pop chicks I’m supposed to like (Robyn, Annie, Goldfrapp?), and the crummy dance-pop chicks I’m supposed to hate (Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Goldfrapp?).

  3. brasstax

    Nuance is lost on you.

  4. MosH8ed

    She sounds like a PG-13 rated version of Peaches.

  5. joshservo

    That as may be, Brasstax. Now that I think of it, I’ve also never been able to tell the difference between chocolate and chewing gum.

  6. zaky

    Amen, joshservo.

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