Another day, another Daily News blind item:
Which old-school emcee astounded hotel management by trashing a room so thoroughly there was vomit on the ceiling? “No one could work out how it is possible to vomit onto a ceiling,” marvels a snitch.
The hotel would have investigated further, but as we all know, you can’t dust for vomit.
Ben Widdicome’s Gatecrasher [NYDailyNews.com]