Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List

noah | February 14, 2007 2:59 am

Someone sent us a link to this find from the “Arcade Fire tickets” section of Craigslist’s personal ads:

So, I have an extra guest list spot to the Arcade Fire show at Judson Church on Wednesday. I need a date, but think a Valentine’s Day invitation is a bit too intense for any of the women I’ve been seeing of late…

Plus I just got back from two weeks of traveling in California and Norway, and have slacked on making plans.

I’m 32, work in music (journalist & own a record label), and am reasonably attractive & personable — this Craigslist post notwithstanding.

I’m looking for a lady 25-35 up for an adventure. Ideally, you’ll be able to have fun on a random night out with someone you may never see again; you’ll be smart, and read books and stuff; and you won’t be a scary, drugged-out too-cool-for-school hipster. (You should be cute too! I know, I’m asking a lot here.)

Shoot me an entertaining email with a picture and we’ll take it from there. Maybe we’ll get all crushed out on each other; or maybe not. Either way it should be fun…

Ladies: If you don’t have plans for tonight, fire off those e-mails now! And if you do get picked, be sure to let us know who the writer was–although we’ll probably figure it out, since his review will no doubt be full of oblique mentions of your date.

Arcade Fire 2/14 ticket for a date – 32 [Craigslist]

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