Aerosmith Don’t Appear To Be In F.I.N.E. Shape

Feb 20th, 2007 // 10 Comments

“Come on, guys, look alive! No really, please…try to look as though you’re actually alive.” The members of Aerosmith–including sauce-slinger Joe Perry–wax ecstatic last night at a London Hard Rock Cafe.

[Photos: Getty Images]


  1. PengIn

    Steven Tyler looks like a cross between Joan Rivers and a monkey… and not in a good way.

  2. King of Pants

    Good fucking christ.

    And Brad Whitford looks like an old woman.

  3. stopmikelupica

    I’m not a female, but if I was: No, no, no, Joe Perry – maybe, no.

  4. brasstax

    How lame is it that Joey Kramer is wearing a shirt that looks like an ink sleeve?

  5. Halfwit

    My god… they look like the reunited band from Metalocalypse (too lazy to look up the band’s name).

  6. Jupiter8

    I always thought there were only four “Golden Girls”…?

  7. janine

    Halfwit, That would be “Snakes & Barrels.”

    I’m currently in the “ustoppable spiral” section of their biography, Walk this Way, so this pic actually makes me happy.

    And I’d go with Tom Hamilton. His hair looks like it would feel the least like old guy hair once you turned every light out and pulled the shades to block any moonlight.

  8. IvyLeagueMetalhead

    Uh, “wax” being the operative term here. Yikes.

  9. FionaScrapple

    Seasons of Wither, indeed!

  10. Jude

    re: steven tyler

    “Murderface”? not…quite.

    Face murdered? Ding.

    And you thought they were old back in the 80′s!Quick, someone get him the number for Paul Stanley’s slice-n-dicer.

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