Liner Notes: EMI is EMIgrating To Jersey City
– EMI is moving to Jersey City, where a state-law loophole allows for a landfill dedicated to storing copies of the last Dandy Warhols album. [New York Observer] – Despite rumors, Morrissey will not be participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest, most likely out of fear of Lordi. [NME] – Kevin Federline entertains the notion of responsible parenting for two minutes, before going back to texting the coat-check girl at the Sky Bar. [AP]
