The Britney Spears-George Bush Conspiracy Continues
Look, we realize that many of you think our Britney-Bush conspiracy theory–which posits that Spears is paid by the White House to do something zany every time the administration gets into trouble–is a bit over-cooked. But how do you explain the convenient timing between Alberto Gonzales’ legal woes and Britney’s alleged rehab rendezvous with a sub-par rock and roller? If this attorny scandal goes all the way to the top, expect Britney to be found pregnant in Ibiza with the ghost of Don Ameche.
Has Britney Spears found a rehab romance? [MSNBC] Gonzales: ‘I did make some mistakes’ [CNN]
