Sometimes, Blind Items Can Say So Much

Mar 27th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Today’s not-really-that-blind item comes from the New York Daily NewsGatecrasher:

Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? “he was fat, completely hairless and doesn’t really like being touched,” says the young gentleman.

Honestly, anyone who thinks this item is in any way “blind” must have their vision obstructed by a huge pair of star-shaped sunglasses.

Gatecrasher [NY Daily News]


  1. Bazooka Tooth

    Wait, E-40 is a “pop megastar” and totally hairless? I mean, he is the one who made those linked-to stunna shades so popular right?

  2. Jupiter8

    I’d thought Michael Stipe but the R’n'R Hall of Lame was 2 weeks ago…

  3. Greek McPapadopoulos

    I didn’t think that Cee-Lo swung that way.

  4. LooseLips

    hhmm…well rent boys and gogo dancers are obviously too old for Micheal Jackson. Not to mention they’re not cancer patients.

    I’m guessing Lance Bass ;-)

  5. LingeringBursitis

    boy jorge

  6. cerulgalactus

    Mr Garrison?

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