Sometimes, Blind Items Can Say So Much

noah | March 27, 2007 2:23 am

Today’s not-really-that-blind item comes from the New York Daily NewsGatecrasher:

Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? “he was fat, completely hairless and doesn’t really like being touched,” says the young gentleman.

Honestly, anyone who thinks this item is in any way “blind” must have their vision obstructed by a huge pair of star-shaped sunglasses.

Gatecrasher [NY Daily News]