Liner Notes: We’ve Really, Truly Reached The End Of The Federline
– Kevin Federline will get $1 million from his divorce settlement, which will allow him to buy approximately 166,944 used copies of Playing With Fire from Amazon, plus two sticks of Axe Dry. [Evening Standard]
– Al Gore’s Live Earth concert will not take place on the Capitol, meaning that we’ll never get to see Sen. Robert Byrd brag about his “oratory skills” to Fergie. [Pollstar]
– Paul Weller gets within spitting distance of Sting, sort of. [NME]