Recently, the Idolator flophouse was gifted with a menacing-looking new CD shredder–nicknamed “Dicey”–and it’s been instrumental in clearing our workspace of unwanted promotional discs. We’ve decided to start cataloging some of Dicey’s conquests, and since capturing executions via cameraphone seem to be all the rage these days, we’re happy to share the NSFW proceedings:
THE VICTIM: Audioslave, Revelations
PUNISHABLE OFFENSES: Revelations was released in September 2006, which means that we had nearly nine months within which we could have changed the disc’s title from “AS” to “ASS.” Unrelated: We need to clean up around here more.
DID IT DIE WITH HONOR?: Its demise was wholly predictable and mostly unmemorable–much like Audioslave itself.