No Sex, Please–He’s English

Apr 12th, 2007 // 7 Comments

morassey.jpgBack-to-back ads from the latest Rolling Stone. Keeping with fine Moz tradition, it’s hard to tell which near-nudie is getting him more red-faced.

  1. The Mozfather

    @StevenPatrickMorrissey: Do you look exactly like me, except you have a goatee?

  2. Chris Molanphy

    Does the body rule the mind?
    Or does the mind rule the body?
    I dunno…

  3. Hyman Decent

    @rinjonjori: When Ringleader of the Tormentors came out (no pun intended) last year, people noticed a few references to sex in the lyrics (e.g., “There are exploding kegs between my legs”). At last year’s SXSW, Morrissey was interviewed by Rolling Stone‘s David Fricke and regarding his reputation for being celibate, he said he had only once mentioned not having sex to an interviewer and that “we all go through dry spells occasionally” (not an exact quote).

  4. Hyman Decent

    As for this full-page RS ad, I think anyone in the U.S. who has any interest whatsoever in attending a Morrissey concert already knows about this tour, so it’s a waste of money.

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