Liner Notes: J To Tha L-A-W

Brian Raftery | April 17, 2007 1:30 am

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– Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony plan to sue The National Enquirer after the publication claimed that the couple was “caught up in a heroin scandal.” Lopez’s testimony will be read by a 22-year-old session singer and sweetened with Auto-Tune. [AP] – Is Beyoncé Knowles looking to make the jump from way-lame Sony to super-awesome-cool Def Jam? And could it be any more obvious that someone at Def Jam planted this item? [Page Six] – Ahmet Ertegun’s many, many mistresses will finally get to meet today. [NY Daily News]