Liner Notes: J To Tha L-A-W
– Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony plan to sue The National Enquirer after the publication claimed that the couple was “caught up in a heroin scandal.” Lopez’s testimony will be read by a 22-year-old session singer and sweetened with Auto-Tune. [AP]
– Is Beyoncé Knowles looking to make the jump from way-lame Sony to super-awesome-cool Def Jam? And could it be any more obvious that someone at Def Jam planted this item? [Page Six]
– Ahmet Ertegun’s many, many mistresses will finally get to meet today. [NY Daily News]