Liner Notes: By Now, Everyone’s Gone Back To Bedlam With James Blunt
– Paris Hilton and James Blunt have finally hooked up. We have a “complex harpin’ meets simplex herpen” joke we’d like to share, but we also have lawyers. [NY Daily News]
– Gorillaz guru Damon Albarn says the best-selling animated band won’t be putting out any more pop records, forcing a desperate EMI to sign Grape Ape and a handful of Monchichis to a five-album deal. [NME]
– A judge says the Phil Spector trial will last for “about two or three months,” during which time he’ll stop with the wigs and just start showing up with a roofied sloth on his head. [AP via Billboard]