Outro: Looking Back At A Week In Which We Tried To Distract Ourselves With Meaningless Nonsense
– If Sanjaya‘s looking for an outlet for his post-Idol music career, we know just the band. – Project X reminds us that the seventies were even worse than we remember. – Twisted Sister is not gonna take it anymore–unless it can get them some more licensing dough. – Are you sick of being sick of Feist yet? – The Copyright Royalty Board: Possibly more dickardly than the RIAA? – Will hip-hop artists ever drop their materialistic, misogynistic ways? We’ll get the answer from Lil’ Jon, right after he finishes building his bronze stripper poles. – Cancel our subscription, music industry, because we are through with your reissues. – The above bad pun was stolen from the Village Voice. – Finally, beloved readers, we thank for indulging our seemingly week-long Josie jones.
