Liner Notes: Pete Wentz Prepares To Spend Time With People Over The Age Of 21
– Pete Wentz is opening a “dive bar clubhouse” in Manhattan, the name of which will be 42 words long and include six puns. [New York Magazine]
– Madonna may have met with the father of her six-month-old Malawian child over the weekend. Then again, she may not have met with them. [People]
– 50 Cent’s new album, Curtis, will be released in June; guest stars Akon, Eminem and Justin Timberlake will all do their best to cover up the fact that Fitty sounds like monosyllabic billy goat. [Billboard]