Liner Notes: Willie Won’t Land In The Joint

Brian Raftery | April 25, 2007 2:30 am

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– Willie Nelson won’t have to serve jail time for his pot-and-‘shrooms arrest last September; lawyers attribute the decision to one particularly compelling character witness. [Billboard] – Fergie apparently needed 18 takes to get her American Idol performance right last week, prompting some pour sound technician to bunch up into a corner and shake uncontrollably. [Gatecrasher] – Just out of curiosity: How many times have you been forwarded the story about the goddamn cat who plays the goddamn piano? [Daily Mail]