Liner Notes: Willie Won’t Land In The Joint
– Willie Nelson won’t have to serve jail time for his pot-and-‘shrooms arrest last September; lawyers attribute the decision to one particularly compelling character witness. [Billboard]
– Fergie apparently needed 18 takes to get her American Idol performance right last week, prompting some pour sound technician to bunch up into a corner and shake uncontrollably. [Gatecrasher]
– Just out of curiosity: How many times have you been forwarded the story about the goddamn cat who plays the goddamn piano? [Daily Mail]