Ann Coulter Rages Against Her Lack Of Agit-Rock Knowledge

noah | May 3, 2007 2:40 am

Last night’s Hannity & Colmes opened with a segment on Rage Against The Machine singer Zack De La Rocha’s Coachella proclamation that the current Presidential administration “should be hung, and tried, and shot.” That soundbite allowed the show to book a bit that featured Ted Nugent referring to Rage as a bunch of “dopey, hippy rock ‘n’ roll numb nuts” and the praying mantis-like pundette Ann Coulter, who seemed to be trying out for the long-canceled rock-critic throwdown Four On The Floor:

COULTER: I’m not painting them as liberals. I’ll paint them as losers. You know, I missed the VH1 special “I Love the ’90s.” I missed this whole thing. Who cares about them? Has anybody checked in with Flock of Seagulls to see what their position is on Bush?

COULTER: They’re not very attractive.

COLMES: You don’t like any of those guys?

COULTER: I’m seeing them right now.

COLMES: Are you looking for a boyfriend?

COULTER: Not in that crew.

COLMES: You would rather talk about a nude but growing cuter polar bear than Rage Against the Machine.

COULTER: And, by the way, they are also very unfamiliar with D.C. gun laws if they think they can shoot the president, because no guns allowed.

COLMES: All right, but do you really believe — just like you say a lot of crazy, outrageous things you don’t really believe, you don’t believe that they really mean that, do you?

COULTER: I don’t know. I don’t know anything about them, like most Americans. They broke up like 10 years ago. One guy tried — I e-mailed one of my friends at MTV to find out who they even are. She said they broke up. The solo guy tried a career for seven years, bombed completely, and now, you know, [they’re] really all looking forward to the Van Halen reunion.

Wait–so now De La Rocha is replacing Diamond Dave? Guess they wanted to get as far away from Gary Cherone as possible.

Rage Against Bush [foxnews.com]