Jay-Z Remains Alive, While TMZ Remains Classy
We know, we know: “Rumor first, questions later” is the blogosphere mantra. But damn, TMZ! You’ve resorted to publishing the sort of celebrity-death rumors that we used to hear on the third-grade playground; next you’ll be telling us that Mikey from Life, Eddie Vedder and Zack from Saved By The Bell all died in a car wreck the Friday before Memorial Day weekend. And even if this was true, did you really think it was fitting to go with that goofy picture? Kingdom Come wasn’t that bad.
Say it together, everyone: Yay, journalism!
