Outro: Looking Back At A Week That Was Our Now
– American Idol: It’s all over except the 8,436 songs that will rule pop radio from now until next January. – Only together can we fight the canonization of Sgt. Pepper. – Linkin Park may have sold a ton of records, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be sad. – Doc Martens fears the wrath of Courtney Love, angry ’90s revivalists. – Morning-radio DJs: They obliterated the fine line between clever and stupid long ago. – Our anonymous magazine critic wants you to feel his Vibe. – Veronica Mars was too good for this TV world. – We can’t decide if R. Kelly is crazy good or crazy crazy. – The new Smashing Pumpkins guitarist is no stranger to Billy Corgan’s aesthetic. – Perez Hilton somehow thinks writing about music is as lucrative as MS Painting coke-noses on Lindsay Lohan. Anybody want to break the news to him? – Music bloggers may not need Editors, but Stephen King could definitely use one. – Masturbation is now a crime on MTV. – Enya and Elton John fight over Steve Irwin. – The week in leaks: Rihanna, Queens Of The Stone Age, Lauryn Hill, and crazy, crazy, crazy R. Kelly.
