Looking Back At A Week In Which We Might Have Had Sex With Bret Michaels
– OK, so we didn’t. But we did once see C.C. at an Applebees’ in Jersey City! – You’re nobody in this industry until you’ve incurred the wraith of Kelly Clarkson. – Akon is sorry. Also: He still wants to f–k you. – The anono-critic sniffs around an especially druggy issue of Spin. – Lou Pearlman’s estate audtion caters to that elusive “stuck in 1999, and possibly gay” consumer demographic. – The Royals are stretching it a bit with this proposed playlist. – Even people who buy Linkin Park CDs don’t deserve screwy copy-protection. – A former employee recounts what it was like to experience that BurnLounge sensation. – A Pitchfork review is off by a few beats. – As always, a serious discussion about Zine turns into a referendum on beer and orgies. – Finally, a “Knockin’ the Boots” reference!
