Avril Lavigne Ready To Be The $#@#$! Christmas Princess

Jun 20th, 2007 // 7 Comments

avrilburglar.jpgProposed titles for the Avril Lavigne Christmas record, which will be full of “completely traditional” songs but marketed using the attitude that the eyelinered singer is famous for:

Hey (Hey) You (You), I Don’t Like My Present
The Little Sk8er Boi
These Are Special Times (already taken)
“Joyeux Noel” Is “Merry Christmas” In Canadian
A Lump Of Kohl

Avril may record Christmas CD [canoe.ca, via The Daily Swarm]

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  1. Audif Jackson Winters III

    “God Fuck Ye, Merry Gentlemen”

  2. javachip

    Is it just me, or does she actually trying to look like BeetleJuice?

  3. MC

    @javachip: BeetleJuice: The First Emo?

  4. capn_guthrie

    I hope she sings Up On The Rooftop with Mitch Miller and the gang.

  5. Garanimal Logic

    @javachip: I was thinking the Hamburglar.

  6. Audif Jackson Winters III

    Punkle punkle.@MayorMcCheese:

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