Avril Lavigne Ready To Be The $#@#$! Christmas Princess
Proposed titles for the Avril Lavigne Christmas record, which will be full of “completely traditional” songs but marketed using the attitude that the eyelinered singer is famous for:
• Hey (Hey) You (You), I Don’t Like My Present
• The Little Sk8er Boi
• These Are Special Times (already taken)
• “Joyeux Noel” Is “Merry Christmas” In Canadian
• A Lump Of Kohl
Avril may record Christmas CD [canoe.ca, via The Daily Swarm]
