America’s Leading Pyromaniacs Can’t Tell Christina Aguilera And Britney Spears Apart

Jun 27th, 2007 // 4 Comments

From the AP:

A pink plastic backpack emblazoned with the words “What a Girl Wants” was filled with brightly colored fireworks with names like Lipstick Fountain and Magic Whip. It was one of thousands of illegal pyrotechnics uncovered by police this week in the basement of a Brooklyn home.

The “What a Girl Wants” backpacks _ named after Christina Aguilera’s hit song _ was “marketed specifically to young girls” with names like Golden Flowers and Magic Whip and packaging featuring Britney Spears’ image, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said Tuesday.

As if young girls nowadays want anything to do with Britney. If you really want to exploit the youth market, we recommend the new Fergie M-60, which makes a horrific noise and clears the room in just seconds.ZING!

NYPD shuts down fireworks bazaar aimed at kids [AP via AM New York]


  1. Chris Molanphy

    Ohhhh, SNAP!

  2. I would do anything to be able to perform like Christina Aguilera! I wish I could get lucky to see one of her concerts! Christina, you’re number One! Stay gorgeous!

  3. Christina Aguilera gave me so much strength with ‘fighter’ and ‘can’t hold us down’. She definitely figths for women and I love her for doing that. No one could ever beat her voice she’s the number 1!!!!!!!!

  4. There will be no Justin Bieber episode of GLEE!!! Yeah! That’s it! My life is good again.

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