From today’s Gatecrasher column:
Which iconic pop star is an even better businesswoman than she is a singer? She has allowed the press to misreport her latest real-estate purchase by $3 million to bump up its resale value.
Lying about real estate? Such a scandal! What’s next: “This mystery woman has been wearing knockoff designer clothes to big events–and telling the paparazzi that they’re real?”
Gatecrasher [NY Daily News]