The Reason Behind (Sorry) Kelly Clarkson’s Butt Finally Revealed

jharv | July 17, 2007 11:21 am
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It’s pot munchies. Yes, Kelly has admitted to chowing down on a pot cookie, but only in Amsterdam, like so many twentysomething tourists before her, and only that one time. Frankly, her aw-shucks! response to societal transgressions, however minor, just makes me love her more. (Especially since her saying that since that one time she’s been “oregano-free” just made me imagine her as Doug from MTV’s The State.) And I’m not sayin’ that hangin’ out with Mike Watt had anything to do with Kelly’s experimentation, I’m just sayin’ you gotta watch the motin’ Thurston, your fuckin’ memory just goes out the window.

Kelly Clarkson has confessed to eating a cannabis cookie [Pr-inside.com]